Writer: The Man in the Pub 
Date:Thursday August 16 2012
Time: 9:36AM
West London's least factually accurate football pundit has unfortunately found both twitter and a pub with free wifi
Sample rubbish tweeted so far includes:
'Neil Shipperley once ate 113 chicken nuggets at Brentford Mcdonalds. He pocketed the 7 remaining nuggets for later.'
'Leon Legge cares for injured birds in a caravan on his drive. Current patients include two sparrows, a pigeon, a blackbird and a flamingo.'
'Aha frontman Morten Harkett played seven times in goal for Brentford in 1983-84 conceding a massive 25 goals.'
'Brentford midfielder Sam Saunders once appeared on BBC One's 'Swap Shop' where he traded a Dukes of Hazzard Scalextric for a Girls World.'
'Richard Lee missed the Walsall game due to a veruca. He is fit for Saturday's match at Bury but may have to wear slippers.'
If you enjoy Brentford 'non facts' broadcast in 160 characters or less then why not follow him on twitter yourself @themaninthe_pub
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Blades game in doubt (Friday March 22 2013)
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Bees 3 Subhuman Scum 3 (Saturday March 13 2010)
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